My work has spanned two decades, three continents, and four(+) different hairstyles.

This body of writing includes advertising agency copywriting, horror manuscripts, E-commerce listings, corporate damage control, and LOTS of snarky social media captions.

I once had $1,100 worth of expensive drinks comped by a drunk Gwangju businessman who incorrectly thought I was Jack Black*.

*I looked NOTHING like Jack Black at the time.